his body flew right up in the sky...

Rest In Peace Cooper Newson. Our time was too short. You had a heart of gold man..We love you.
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Nickelback has ruined music..

Thought i'd share this. You will only understand if you realize that this how that pitiful band ACTUALLY sings and writes.

Anyhoozier, at CVS the other day, a man came in and bought condoms AND a pregnancy test. I almost told him he had a vast misunderstanding of how the human body worked, but instead I just smiled and told him good luck. So many disturbing things I could put here now related to The Wonderful World of Sex, but I think I'll just leave you with this:

Artiicel 72:

A bRRO nevver spelll chks.

Good Day

Your Grain of Salt

This Blog...it will

• offend you
• make you cry
  
• make you swoon
• make you elated
• make you dance...if you're into that

Come back and see us. I won't say much as it's late and I smell white chip macadamia nut cookies. But before I go I will leave you with this:

Bro Code Article 143:
When executing a high five, a bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his Bro's hand.

The word of Bro, for the people of Bro. Good night America