dear mr. president

something is wrong with America:

P. Logan Down

let me explain. for a male , 25% of the females he knows are dateable by age and location. Out of that, 8% are not his best friends. Out of that, 4% are in "his league". Out of that, you have a 1:3 shot of it working out. the odds are stacked against us...

I should stop drinking mountain dew this late..

Keep on keepin' on..

you know what really grinds my gears? when you're in class and you look over and see people write down EVERY word the teacher says..his jokes, his stories, his cough times, his water sips (you get the point). It just bugs me because I feel like I should do what they do and be stalkers to the teachers every movement...shadow his hand and mouth...feed on all the information he sends my way...and then a day like today happens when I totally kill everyone's grades and it makes me realize, it IS easy being easy.

Stay Classy

frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

I was sitting here stuffing my face with red and pink starburts (yes, I'm THAT guy who goes into candy stores and picks those ones only out of the whole lot and ruins it for everyone else) and I decided to write what's been on my mind today.
Now I know out of the 3 maybe 4 people who read this thing, only 1 is of the female nature, so feel free to ________(sexist comment). But men I feel I need to ask, how many times have you had a women say to you:
a. she is not pretty
b. she feels ugly
c. she did not look "beautiful today", shooting down your compliment
Horrible. Disgusting. Why should we sit here and have women belittle themselves for the sake of compliment fishing. Do they think we have nothing better to do than argue with them on how "pretty they really are" and just build their confidence? I say hell no. Can men not take a stand and instead of give in to their demands, just say yes, you did look bad today?

Would the end justify the mean?